1. What kind of major leaguer doesn't know how to bunt? Apparently Johnny Damon. The game is still going right now (14th inning), but it could've been over in the 11th if Damon had mastered this simple task. Christian Guzman used to have this problem too. Amazing.

2. Who gave David Ortiz the steal sign? Was it somebody in the stands that Ortiz was looking at? I didn't even know Ortiz could run that far without breaking a sweat. Did you see the pathetic slide attempt? Granted that he was trying to get under the tag, but that was hideous.